Fucking, Austria

There's a village not far from Salzberg in Austria that's blessed with a rather unfortunate name, which happens to be, well, Fucking.

Now the denizens of this rather sleepy little village on the way to anywhere are a little fed up of the British, apparently because they keep stealing the Fucking signs.

Only the British seem to find this amusing, but the locals do not appreciate the humour. Not only do they have signs stolen with monotonous regularity, they also have to put up with the comedians who stop and trot out the usual one liners.

Where are the Fucking postcards?

How many Fucking people are there?

Fucking's great isn't it?

Fucking - amazing place!

Do you know where I can get a Fucking beer?

I'm sure that people can come up with some better alternatives than this but the people are truly fed up. They've now buried the welcome to Fucking signs in concrete to prevent them being looted by the fucking British.

Fucking marvellous.

yechydda,

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