News from the desk of ace reporter Roy Rubberplunger.

A recent survey published in the Economist newspaper indicates that 20% of American people have a diagnosable mental disorder. This has led to calls that the recent presidential elections where George kill-all-the-ragheads-and-let-God-sort-em-out Bush won 51% of the popular vote should be re-run .

They argue that taking into account that 20% of Americans are gibbering idiots, Bush only actually captured 31% of the popular vote.

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