English speaking newspapers are hardly awash in Cambodia, and the humble Cambodia daily, little more than an A5 folded pamphlet, is hardly Fleet street quality, but it isn't actually all that bad. But as ever when contributors have a loose grasp of the English language, you occasionally find some humorous gems. I offer the following for your amusement, and of perhaps you don't find them funny then quite frankly, bollocks to you.

Pet and Livestock:

New young pussy for sale, because I already have one big pussy

Personals:

I am Dara, I want to find a foreigners boyfriend to marry quickly

I am Sreylack. I need to find a happiness person, popular and can eat each other in future. Do not think about age, gender etc.,

I'm Rith. I want to find both male and female friends easily to be angry, naughty, helpful, romantic. Lovely.

I am Samnay, male, I want to find girlfriend who is pretty, honest, talking person and alive.

I'm Sopin, I want to find girl who is polite, talkative and obedient. Lovely.

I am Navi, I want woman who is polite talkative and mortally friendly.

Not a great trawl I grant you, but then it's rather a small paper!

yechydda,