<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><title>Humour @ valleyboyabroad.blog-city.com</title><link>http://valleyboyabroad.blog-city.com/</link><description>(Humour) </description><copyright>Copyright 2010 valleyboyabroad.blog-city.com</copyright><generator></generator><lastBuildDate>Fri, 19 Mar 2010 17:12:00 GMT</lastBuildDate><image><title>Humour @ valleyboyabroad.blog-city.com</title><url>http://server1.blog-city.com/images/bc_v5_logo_small.gif</url><link>http://valleyboyabroad.blog-city.com/</link></image><ttl>360</ttl><docs>http://backend.userland.com/rss</docs><item><title>Fox news - you&apos;ve got to laugh!</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://valleyboyabroad.blog-city.com/fox_news__youve_got_to_laugh.htm</guid><link>http://valleyboyabroad.blog-city.com/fox_news__youve_got_to_laugh.htm</link><pubDate>Fri, 09 Dec 2005 06:50:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://valleyboyabroad.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=fox%5Fnews%5F%5Fyouve%5Fgot%5Fto%5Flaugh</comments><dc:creator>john mchugh</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[I finally escaped the city of Angels and escaped to Pattaya where I hoped to follow up many of the stories I captured exactly a year ago. I even checked into the same hotel, and flicking through the channels on the first tired night I came across an]]></description></item><item><title>Cricket - England win the Ashes!</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://valleyboyabroad.blog-city.com/cricket__england_win_the_ashes.htm</guid><link>http://valleyboyabroad.blog-city.com/cricket__england_win_the_ashes.htm</link><pubDate>Sat, 17 Sep 2005 07:57:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://valleyboyabroad.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=cricket%5F%5Fengland%5Fwin%5Fthe%5Fashes</comments><dc:creator>john mchugh</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[Well who'd have thought it? England winning the Ashes for the first time since 1989 - nearly twenty years.But blood and sand what a sight for sore eyes, what a gladatorial spectacle, what a soul inspiring inspiration to see such a cathedral of achiev]]></description></item><item><title>Katrina - Bush addresses America</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://valleyboyabroad.blog-city.com/katrina__bush_addresses_america.htm</guid><link>http://valleyboyabroad.blog-city.com/katrina__bush_addresses_america.htm</link><pubDate>Sat, 10 Sep 2005 08:17:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://valleyboyabroad.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=katrina%5F%5Fbush%5Faddresses%5Famerica</comments><dc:creator>john mchugh</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[Tonight I want to talk to the people of America about the hurricane Katrina. Except for the poor, the frail, the elderly and foreign tourists, probably all terrorists, who only bring these things on themselves.I want to tell those people that count,]]></description></item><item><title>Political correctness gone mad!</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://valleyboyabroad.blog-city.com/political_correctness_gone_mad_2.htm</guid><link>http://valleyboyabroad.blog-city.com/political_correctness_gone_mad_2.htm</link><pubDate>Wed, 24 Aug 2005 05:29:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://valleyboyabroad.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=political%5Fcorrectness%5Fgone%5Fmad%5F2</comments><dc:creator>john mchugh</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[In a recent speech to the Police Federation conference in Bournemouth, Home Office minister John Denham told delegates at theÂ Â that it was time to 'get down to the nitty gritty' on police training. There was uproar. Senior police officers critice]]></description></item><item><title>The delayed Iraqi constitution - from the Welsh Leek!</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://valleyboyabroad.blog-city.com/the_delayed_iraqi_constitution__from_the_welsh_leek.htm</guid><link>http://valleyboyabroad.blog-city.com/the_delayed_iraqi_constitution__from_the_welsh_leek.htm</link><pubDate>Thu, 18 Aug 2005 06:04:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://valleyboyabroad.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=the%5Fdelayed%5Firaqi%5Fconstitution%5F%5Ffrom%5Fthe%5Fwelsh%5Fleek</comments><dc:creator>john mchugh</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[The finalisation of the new Iraqi constitution was delayed on Monday for one week following disagreement on its wording between Kurdish, Shia and Sunni delegates. Our on the spot ace reporter Roy Rubberplunger managed to interview one of the delegate]]></description></item><item><title>The white porcelain toilet</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://valleyboyabroad.blog-city.com/the_white_porcelain_toilet.htm</guid><link>http://valleyboyabroad.blog-city.com/the_white_porcelain_toilet.htm</link><pubDate>Wed, 03 Aug 2005 05:40:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://valleyboyabroad.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=the%5Fwhite%5Fporcelain%5Ftoilet</comments><dc:creator>john mchugh</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[It was another night in Claytons small bar in Chinag Mai, the usual screaming bar-girls and Clayton's drunken bayings. The night was hot, the rains had ceased and steam was pouring back into the sky off the soaked pavements. A tall, lean, affable Ame]]></description></item><item><title>Strange stories from around the world - the holiday survey</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://valleyboyabroad.blog-city.com/strange_stories_from_around_the_world__the_holiday_survey.htm</guid><link>http://valleyboyabroad.blog-city.com/strange_stories_from_around_the_world__the_holiday_survey.htm</link><pubDate>Thu, 21 Jul 2005 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://valleyboyabroad.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=strange%5Fstories%5Ffrom%5Faround%5Fthe%5Fworld%5F%5Fthe%5Fholiday%5Fsurvey</comments><dc:creator>john mchugh</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[The British Foreign Office has released the results of groundbreaking research on to why young 18-30 Britons go on holiday. A 79 page report costing $50,000 revealed that British youngsters go on holiday primarily to get a sun tan, get drunk, do drug]]></description></item><item><title>Strange stories from around the world - the gravedigger&apos;s barbecue</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://valleyboyabroad.blog-city.com/strange_stories_from_around_the_world__the_gravediggers_barb.htm</guid><link>http://valleyboyabroad.blog-city.com/strange_stories_from_around_the_world__the_gravediggers_barb.htm</link><pubDate>Tue, 19 Jul 2005 04:27:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://valleyboyabroad.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=strange%5Fstories%5Ffrom%5Faround%5Fthe%5Fworld%5F%5Fthe%5Fgravediggers%5Fbarb</comments><dc:creator>john mchugh</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[Parents of a Antwerp traffic accident fatality were shocked when they went to visit their child's grave to find that the grave diggers were holding their annual barbecue at the gravesite. A remorseful head gravedigger, Willy Inter, expressed his sorr]]></description></item><item><title>A neo-conservative dictionary</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://valleyboyabroad.blog-city.com/a_neoconservative_dictionary.htm</guid><link>http://valleyboyabroad.blog-city.com/a_neoconservative_dictionary.htm</link><pubDate>Wed, 06 Jul 2005 05:19:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://valleyboyabroad.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=a%5Fneoconservative%5Fdictionary</comments><dc:creator>john mchugh</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[Many Americans are understandably confused over the issues in Iraq, largely because of the lies and spin spun out by the right wing media, a spin so successfully executed that many Americans firmly believe that the media is hands of hairy left-wing l]]></description></item><item><title>Back to Bangkok</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://valleyboyabroad.blog-city.com/back_to_bangkok.htm</guid><link>http://valleyboyabroad.blog-city.com/back_to_bangkok.htm</link><pubDate>Mon, 27 Jun 2005 04:21:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://valleyboyabroad.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=back%5Fto%5Fbangkok</comments><dc:creator>john mchugh</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[The time had finally come, it was time to go back, to where I was not sure, but the money wouldn't last forever and besides I was truly squandering it now, I'd become lazy, unadventerous and profligate. I wasn't working, I had gone back to my leechin]]></description></item><item><title>The Welsh Leek - the Newsweek incident</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://valleyboyabroad.blog-city.com/the_welsh_leek__the_newsweek_incident.htm</guid><link>http://valleyboyabroad.blog-city.com/the_welsh_leek__the_newsweek_incident.htm</link><pubDate>Tue, 24 May 2005 05:58:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://valleyboyabroad.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=the%5Fwelsh%5Fleek%5F%5Fthe%5Fnewsweek%5Fincident</comments><dc:creator>john mchugh</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[From the desk of ace Welsh reporter Roy Rubberplunger!Last weekÂ an article in Newsweek sparked off riots in Afghanistan, Pakistan, Indonesia and elsewhere. Some 17 people were reported to have died in the anti-US riots. They wereÂ caused by claims]]></description></item><item><title>Strange stories from around the world</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://valleyboyabroad.blog-city.com/strange_stories_from_around_the_world.htm</guid><link>http://valleyboyabroad.blog-city.com/strange_stories_from_around_the_world.htm</link><pubDate>Thu, 05 May 2005 04:33:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://valleyboyabroad.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=strange%5Fstories%5Ffrom%5Faround%5Fthe%5Fworld</comments><dc:creator>john mchugh</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[Happy slappy!A new craze is sweeping Britain, know locally as 'happy slappy'. The idea is for a gang of youths to ambush an unsuspecting victim and then take a photograph of them with mobile phones. The photos are then sent to the perpetrators friend]]></description></item><item><title>Neo-cons Iraqi hymn for Bush</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://valleyboyabroad.blog-city.com/neocons_iraqi_hymn_for_bush.htm</guid><link>http://valleyboyabroad.blog-city.com/neocons_iraqi_hymn_for_bush.htm</link><pubDate>Wed, 27 Apr 2005 05:41:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://valleyboyabroad.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=neocons%5Firaqi%5Fhymn%5Ffor%5Fbush</comments><dc:creator>john mchugh</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[To the tune of:'Guide me oh thy great Redeemer'Guide me Bush thy great deciever,Through this strange and foreign land,They are weak and you are mighty,Smite the Muslims with your hand!Bombs are fabulous,Bombs are marvellous,Bomb them till they are al]]></description></item><item><title>Things that make me go Grrrrr!</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://valleyboyabroad.blog-city.com/things_that_make_me_go_grrrrr.htm</guid><link>http://valleyboyabroad.blog-city.com/things_that_make_me_go_grrrrr.htm</link><pubDate>Sat, 23 Apr 2005 05:01:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://valleyboyabroad.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=things%5Fthat%5Fmake%5Fme%5Fgo%5Fgrrrrr</comments><dc:creator>john mchugh</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[1. Annoying accents - braying English, loud American, Australian accents that end with a rise.2. People shouting into mobile phones - 'Can you here me now? Is that better? What about Now?' 3. tHE FUCKING CAP SHIFT BUTTON RIGHT NEXT TO THE LETTERS A,]]></description></item><item><title>Barmy Britain - R.I.P</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://valleyboyabroad.blog-city.com/barmy_britain__rip.htm</guid><link>http://valleyboyabroad.blog-city.com/barmy_britain__rip.htm</link><pubDate>Mon, 18 Apr 2005 05:24:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://valleyboyabroad.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=barmy%5Fbritain%5F%5Frip</comments><dc:creator>john mchugh</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[In 1998, Jack Straw, the British home secretary introduced something called Anti-Social Behaviour Orders or Asbos. The idea was simple, to prevent continuing anti-social behaviour, a court could produce an order that restricts or inhibits an individu]]></description></item><item><title>The gay necrophiliac duck</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://valleyboyabroad.blog-city.com/the_gay_necrophiliac_duck.htm</guid><link>http://valleyboyabroad.blog-city.com/the_gay_necrophiliac_duck.htm</link><pubDate>Mon, 04 Apr 2005 05:04:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://valleyboyabroad.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=the%5Fgay%5Fnecrophiliac%5Fduck</comments><dc:creator>john mchugh</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[The strange case of the homosexual necrophiliac duck pushed out the boundaries of knowledge in a rather improbable way when it was recorded by Dutch researcher Kees Moeliker. It may have ruffled a few feathers, but it earned him the coveted Ig Nobel]]></description></item><item><title>Today I saved a fly! I, I, I!</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://valleyboyabroad.blog-city.com/today_i_saved_a_fly_i_i_i.htm</guid><link>http://valleyboyabroad.blog-city.com/today_i_saved_a_fly_i_i_i.htm</link><pubDate>Sat, 02 Apr 2005 07:09:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://valleyboyabroad.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=today%5Fi%5Fsaved%5Fa%5Ffly%5Fi%5Fi%5Fi</comments><dc:creator>john mchugh</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[I'd escaped from the press of Saigon and my ever present girlfriend, Thi, for a week and indulged in a tranquil idyll, on the resort peninsula of Vung Tau. Vung Tau was where the American puppet government of South Vietnam sent its political prisoner]]></description></item><item><title>April fools day - the classic stunts</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://valleyboyabroad.blog-city.com/april_fools_day__the_classic_stunts_1.htm</guid><link>http://valleyboyabroad.blog-city.com/april_fools_day__the_classic_stunts_1.htm</link><pubDate>Fri, 01 Apr 2005 05:56:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://valleyboyabroad.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=april%5Ffools%5Fday%5F%5Fthe%5Fclassic%5Fstunts%5F1</comments><dc:creator>john mchugh</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[April fools day used to be known as All Fool's day, but where did it come from and why is it celebrated? There are many theories, the preponderant one claiming that the day has its origins in the late sixteenth century, when the Gregorian calendar wa]]></description></item><item><title>News from the Welsh Leak! 12/03/05</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://valleyboyabroad.blog-city.com/news_from_the_welsh_leak_120305.htm</guid><link>http://valleyboyabroad.blog-city.com/news_from_the_welsh_leak_120305.htm</link><pubDate>Sat, 12 Mar 2005 06:45:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://valleyboyabroad.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=news%5Ffrom%5Fthe%5Fwelsh%5Fleak%5F120305</comments><dc:creator>john mchugh</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[From the desk of ace reporter RoyÂ Rubberplunger!Today we can reveal the full cabinetÂ paper, prepared by Attorney General Lord Peter Goldsmith, on the legality of Britain going to war with Iraq two years ago. It reads as follows:Go for it Tony!Lov]]></description></item><item><title>News from the Welsh Leek! 11/03/05</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://valleyboyabroad.blog-city.com/news_from_the_welsh_leek_110305.htm</guid><link>http://valleyboyabroad.blog-city.com/news_from_the_welsh_leek_110305.htm</link><pubDate>Fri, 11 Mar 2005 06:16:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://valleyboyabroad.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=news%5Ffrom%5Fthe%5Fwelsh%5Fleek%5F110305</comments><dc:creator>john mchugh</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[From the desk of ace reporter Roy Rubberplunger!The National Rifle Association today praised the privacy law that prevents the FBI from stopping suspected and know terrorists from buying guns and assault rifles. They said that the privacy rights of g]]></description></item></channel></rss>