A man in Seattle died last week while indulging in anal sex with a stallion. The coroner ruled that the man had died as the result of a perforated colon, as the horse buggered him, literally, to death. The farm on which the 'accident' took place has a reputation on the internet for providing a place where people can indulge their appetites for bestiality in peace and comfort.

Although sex with animals is technically legal in Washington state, investigators are inspecting other small furry animals for proof of cruelty to animals which is illegal. A distressed duck, a nervous hamster and several pigs dressed in tiaras and basques were removed from the farm for further examination. A spokesman for the farmer that owns the property commented that it was merely a case of 'horseplay' that had gone tragically wrong.

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